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please excuse me for my awesomeness just now , according to dhiya.
zeez,
im tired of spammers.
wth is their frugging problem uh ?
*middle finger up .

laugh laugh laugh . i need to laugh .
the pain is killing me 0.0

hahaha ,
omg this shit is making me laugh .

definition of : MATS

1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.

2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.

"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."

"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."

Definition of : Minah

The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone.

How to identify them:
1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay.

2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it.

3-They're fuckin dumb

4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts (mats)

5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette.

They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time.

If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. Hey minah, can u shut that fuck cheap ass nokia of urs?

first dude: Dude, i think im gonna die, god is sending me signs, that minah just winked at me.

second dude: DAYM!!

Definition of : Ah lian

A female version of an ah beng (see ah beng). Bad fashion sense, distasteful female who speaks bad english, is lowly educated, crude, loud, foul mouthed. Often times seen in unsavoury places like nightclubs or karaoke joints. A hokkien term, commonly used in Singapore / Malaysia.

Wah lau, you damn chao ah lian man! Can be less trendy or what lor? So tak style..

Definition of : Ah Beng

A male version of an ah lian (see ah lian). Bad fashion sense, distasteful male who speaks bad english, is lowly educated, crude, loud, foul mouthed. Often times seen in unsavoury places like nightclubs or karaoke joints with cigarette in mouth; often times trying to pick up (but in vain). A hokkien term, commonly used in Singapore / Malaysia. Also known as pests of society!

Did you see that chao ah beng? Comb sticking out of his pocket, puffy hair, squatting in one corner smoking cigarette, damn cannot make it rite?

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